benefits of bein single.

you can gain weight without worryin. < think this is more fer ladies?

you can appreciate your independence.

you can control your finances. < if you've ever been in a serious relationship, you know that, sooner or later, a good chunk of your budget goes into steady lady-maintenance costs.

you have more time for activities.

"bachelorhood rocks ma socks.."

not now (:

beachbum taped a piece at 1:55 PM